Lady pirate at the grocery store. (Taken with instagram)

At Obama’s fave eats (Taken with instagram)

Deededeedeedeededeeedeeee

(via bradofarrell)

What’s in Delaware? (Taken with instagram)

internetsafety101:

never say “good morning” or else

Friend Zone Tips.

(via imthebuttlord)

Please get me this Birthday Cake.

(Source: jordansargent, via reverenddollars)

deathandtaxesmag:

Man pleads guilty to sewing son’s buttcheeks together.

Is the kid’s dad Method Man?

lulacrazygirl:

Witchcraft! #howdotheydoit?! (Taken with instagram)

I must have them.

perpetua:

Hannibal Buress imagines Young Jeezy as a real estate agent.

I died. “Money over everything.” MUST listen.

(via joecolly)

fuckyeahspringfield:

Submitted by: veganbones

Possible tattoo ideas.